To Do

1: Stop feeling sorry for myself about being too poor to fly off to Italy right this minute. 5 months is not that long from now. I CAN TAKE IT. Gahh I just want to walk around Venice so bad...

2: Find someone to go to Italy with me in 5 months. If you, or anyone you know who is a decent person (i.e. not shrill-voiced, good personal hygiene, wants to go to museums and pretty places, carries no weaponry, preferably female) is interested in going to Italy sometime in May and staying...I don't know, for the summer? Indefinitely? Please get in touch with me. I'm not kidding.

3: Clean the apartment. At least it's not as beige when it's buried under laundry and dishes.

4: Play Super Mario World. Playing this game makes me feel better about life. All my problems become turtles that need crushing and angry-looking hampsters that can be obliterated by turning a midair somersault and stomping on them.

5: Do the dishes. Wahh.